​92-Year-Old Driver Smashes Nine Cars In Piggly Wiggly Massacre

In less than 30 seconds, a 92-year-old driver managed to pinball around a parking lot, taking out 9 cars at a Piggly Wiggly in Mayville, Wisconsin. and local cops say he won't be cited.

Russell Kerr was behind the wheel of his Chrysler Pacifica (of course) when he panicked, pinned the gas to the ground and smashed into the 9 cars, two of which had people inside.

No one was hurt, including Kerr, who won't be charged as the police of deemed it an accident.

"I can tell you in 23 years of law enforcement, I've never seen anything like this," Mayville Police Chief Christopher MacNeill told WISN.